Hilarious Chalkboard Signs That Are Absolutely Genius

We’ve all been walking down the sidewalk and passed a cafe, restaurant, or bar that had a chalkboard sign outside advertising daily specials.

Most of the time you might give it a glance and then move on with your life — or stop in for a coffee or drink.

But some clever establishments know that first impressions are the key to snagging more patrons, especially if those impressions are made with chalk and are downright hilarious.

guy…

meatball

Via: Imgur

Happy Birthday!

birthday

Via: 9 Laughs

At least they’re honest.

falseadvertising

Via: BuzzFeed

You mean you have to talk to people?

tinder

Via: Twitter

Sound logic.

appleaday

urate than you’ll get from the local meteorologist.

forecast

Via: Imgur

There really is only one way.

toiletpaper

Via: Eat Liver

They do it all!

getyoudrunk

Via: Dump a Day

Care to meat up?

germansausage

Via: Very Funny Pics

Just keep drinking, Dori…

justkeepdrinking

A proven theory.

math

Via: Zimbio

And probably smelled like patchouli.

hipster

Via: Blogspot

What a deal!

payforboth

Via: Slumped Over

When in doubt, add bacon.

baconpoem

 

Via: Eat Liver

You know who you are…

creepyguy

 

hat works, too.

sexsells

Via: Jokeroo

Do you also sell beef cakes?

studmuffin

Via: Pleated Jeans

Liquor logic.

secondbeer

Via: Imgur

You would never leave the couch.

netflix

 

If whiskey isn’t your cup of soup…

soupofday

Via: Imgur

Cheesy, but effective.

cheese

Via: Shiftgig

What about Pajama Jeans?

jorts

Via: Tumblr

All of it!

allthebooze

 

by Donna

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